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Online Pharmacies Offer Convenience and Privacy
I experienced an extremely
embarrassing moment in public the other day that I
hope to never experience again. It was the kind of
moment that can crush a person’s confidence and send
them rushing for cover mentally. It was one of those
moments that makes the classic nightmare of going to
school in your underwear look like a pleasant
occasion.
I am a grown man and I was
always taught that grown men cannot run from their
problems, so when I recently discovered that I was
having problems living up to my end of the bargain
in bed with my wife, I had to accept that I was not
the young buck I used to be many years ago. Many men
over forty experience this problem and there are
many solutions to it. Most of these solutions
include some sort of prescription pharmaceutical
drug that needs to be purchased at a pharmacy. A
trip to the doctor’s office for a prescription of
Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra followed by a trip to the pharmacy
and you are on your way to feeling twenty-five again
when asked to perform sex.
My doctor set me right up with
a prescription and I wasted no time going to my
local pharmacy to get my Viagra. I walked right up
to the counter and handed over my prescription to
the pharmacist, who happened to be an attractive
young lady. I felt a little embarrassed revealing my
sexual problem to her, but I just kept telling
myself that she was a professional and would not be
judgmental of me. She did her best to act
professional, but I could have sworn that I detected
a slight smile on her face as she told me “it will
be ready in about five minutes”. I smiled back at
her nervously and told her “I will wait”, and then I
took a seat over on a nearby bench.
As I was waiting for my
prescription of Viagra a most interesting thing
happened. In walked an ex-girlfriend from college
that I almost married. We had a very tumultuous
relationship for three years that ended in my senior
year when I finally broke up with her. For some
reason she did not see it coming, and she was quite
torn up emotionally about the whole thing. I guess
my immaturity at that time insulated me from the
emotional pain that the more mature members of the
female gender endure when they experience a breakup
in college. To me the breakup was no big deal, but
to her it seemed like the end of the world. I guess
only one of us was capable of being in love at that
time.
I had not seen this woman in
over twenty years, and all of a sudden there she was
standing right in front of me in my neighborhood
pharmacy. After an awkward meeting we began to talk
a little bit. She seemed intent on asking me all
sorts of questions about how my life was going, as
if she had the right to know. I was quite
stand-offish, and only offered basic information
with a slight amount of embellishment to make me
look good. Then came the question she had been
waiting over twenty years to ask: “Are you married?”
she inquired with an overly curious-looking grin on
her face. I did not want to give her any kind of
satisfaction of knowing that my marriage had been
experiencing a bit of a crisis lately due to my
sexual ineptness, so I told her “yes” and followed
it up with “and quite happily too”. She sensed that
I was not quite sincere with my answer, and that
seemed to embolden her. I was clearly rattled, and
wanted to get out of that conversation as soon as
possible.
Right at that moment the
pharmacist called out to me and said that my order
was ready. I broke away from my conversation with my
ex-girlfriend and shuffled over to the counter where
the nice young lady was waiting with my order in
hand. Much to my dismay, my ex-girlfriend shuffled
right up to the counter and stood right next to me
as the pharmacist was ringing up my order at the
register. She said to me “it was nice to see you”,
and then she immediately zeroed in on my
prescription bottle to see what kind of drug I was
ordering. It was at that moment my whole aura of
confidence was shattered. She looked back up at me
and said “see ya’ around…” She then grinned from ear
to ear and said “…and don’t forget to take those
pills a couple hours before sex or they won’t help
you at all…so I’ve heard.” A nervous laugh was all I
could manage as a reply, and then I just turned and
walked out of that pharmacy with my tail between my
legs. It was a moment of sweet revenge for my
ex-girlfriend, and a moment of extreme humiliation
for me.
All of this humiliation could
have been avoided if I had just decided to order my
Viagra online instead of at a brick and mortar
pharmacy store. Ordering online with a US
licensed pharmacy is safe, fast, and
convenient. Most online pharmacies like SaveAlotOnPharmacy.com offer overnight delivery, and
your prescriptions are delivered in plain packages
that will not reveal to anyone that there is a
product inside that deals with any highly sensitive
conditions you may have. All reputable online
pharmacies have secure sites that are SSL certified
so that any credit card or bank information you
enter is kept completely safe from hackers or
phishers. They are licensed pharmacists who get the
same FDA approved drugs that your neighborhood
pharmacy gets. All you have to do is access one of
these web sites , order your prescription
drugs online with a credit card and the order will usually
arrive the very next day at your front door via a
courier service like UPS or FEDEX. What could be
more safe, fast and convenient than that?
In most cases, buying
prescription drugs online is cheaper than buying
them at a traditional pharmacy. An online
pharmacy has less overhead. They do not have to pay for
salaries and benefits of store employees, not to
mention an expensive lease for their store. These
kinds of savings are passed on to the online
customers by the owners the online pharmacies and
this makes for very good prices on all FDA
approved
drugs.
Whether you order Viagra,
Cialis, Levitra, Propecia, Zoloft, Penicillin or a
prescription for hemorrhoids, no-one but you will
know if you order your prescriptions at an online
pharmacy. Even the FEDEX person who delivers your
medications will have no idea of the contents in
your packages. And if that FEDEX person just so
happens to be an old girlfriend who is looking to
validate in her mind that it was a good thing you
and her broke up, then she will be denied that
satisfaction.
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Copyright 2007. Michael
P. Connelly
